"fame is relative. so is cynicism."  - UVA YWW ‘10

“be the hoe the party deserves, not the one it needs”

"there’s a bluebird in my heart that
wants to get out
but I pour whiskey on him and inhale
cigarette smoke
and the whores and the bartenders
and the grocery clerks
never know that
he’s
in there."  - bukowski, “bluebird” 

likeohmygodisthatcharliescene:

noirtiger:

basorexic-bookworm:

prehate:

desperatemonkeys:

feliidaesabers:

veeoneeye:

If I was a female, this post would just be the best.

I can’t breathe

I’m a dude and this belongs on my tumblr haha

Ahaha omg

omf

oh jesus

Yep. That’s exactly how it’s like.

publius-esquire:

George Washington: Would use a simple template and dedicate his blog mostly to his farm work; what crops are doing well and what grows best in what soil, and where to get the best beer in the country. It’s not a terribly active blog. Accidentally became tumblr famous. He’s also annoyed because…